Thursday, July 28, 2005

Now That's A Party!!!!

In the last post, Scaramouche posed the question 'Where are today's Barbarians?'. Well, according to this post, they were apparently all rogered to death by a large granite phallus.

Here's a taste:

"The next day their orifices would begin to heal and the buzzing in their heads would wear off and they would swear never to do anything like that again. And because they were barbarians, they would one day invent new gods of fertility and sexuality, ones that thought lubrication was a good idea and encouraged the use of more forgiving materials for the construction of their phalluses, like tree-branches or wool or plastics."

If we're ever going to be anything but pretend-Barbarian poseurs, these are the type of parties we're gonna have start throwin'!! I say the next gathering after the Zeitgeist be held at a quarry.


Blogger mrgumby2u said...

Uh...Drew? Have you thought this through?

10:19 AM  
Blogger Drew said...

I did say 'IF'.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Scaramouche said...


I think you're confusing the motar for the pestle.

11:49 AM  

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