All You Zombies
BARBARians who do not receive the cable channel Showtime (is there anyone, anywhere, who does receive the cable channel Showtime?) and who therefore, despite our relentless promotion, missed "Homecoming," the Joe Dante episode of Masters of Horror, will no doubt burst with glee upon learning that the well-received pinko-zombie epic is to be shown at 5:30 PM this coming Sunday, March 12, as part of the Tiburon International Film Festival. The director and the writer will appear after the screening to answer questions from the audience, if the questions are polite and flattering. Rude, impertinent questioners should expect to be followed home by a trio of surly, knuckle-dragging goons from Fox Security (on temporary loan to TIFF through the kind agency of Mr. Wm. O'Reilly, Esq.).