Friday, May 05, 2006

Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin Nude

Is this some kind of cheap stunt? You bet it is!

I've noticed that traffic at this site has been a little weak and I've decided to do something about it to give it a boost. No, I'm not going to write a cogent entry that will be linked to by blogs all across the blogosphere. That would be way too hard. Taking my clue from the fact that a number of the hits we get are from people googling "Ann Coulter Nude," I thought I'd double that kind of traffic by mentioning that we have photos of "Michelle Malkin Nude."

Welcome, you nasty little perverts. Sorry to have disappointed you.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

check out the hilarious coulter fake book ad at

6:01 AM  
Blogger The Local Crank said...

"Ann Coulter nude," "Michelle Malkin nude"...

Okay, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I hereby promise to visit this site 50 times per day if you never EVER say those words again.

10:22 PM  
Blogger mrgumby2u said...

Sorry about that, crank. Just think how much worse it would have been for you though if we'd actually posted such pictures. I think you owe us something for our restraint in not posting something we don't have.

11:48 AM  
Blogger PSoTD said...

rush limbaugh nude

that should help traffic!

5:53 PM  
Anonymous The oily bung of Earnest Borgnine said...

I think advertising them flinging crap at each other would be good too.

8:03 PM  
Anonymous seamus said...

Each on their own is hideous.

Together, nude, wrestling in creamed corn, that would be H-O-T!

11:01 PM  
Blogger Tom Hilton said...

Creamed corn? That's just sick.

Two words: Jell. O. That's the only way to go.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Mags said...

I think I find "the oily bung of Ernest Borgnine" more ... unsavory.

And wrasslin' ain't really wrasslin' unless it's done in $240 worth of puddin'. Awwww yeah.

6:42 PM  
Blogger Mags said...

Sorry, I meant to say "the talking oily bung of Ernest Borgnine."

6:44 PM  
Blogger mrgumby2u said...

So...Mags...are you okay with the oily bung of Ernest Borgnine, just as long as it's not talking?

10:07 PM  
Blogger Darius said...

I've noticed also that blogs where the blogster is or poses as an attractive woman always get a lot of traffic. Doesn't matter what the blog's about.

Btw, I am a beautiful blonde 22 year old woman living in southern Cal who always wears a thong bikini when typing replies to comments.

8:09 AM  
Blogger Diane S. said...

Bwahahaha! Well done!

Read the caveat at The Possibility of Fire sometime.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I googled your subject line exactly, and found your blog.

Too bad it was fake, and here I am, reading some LIBERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT!

7:09 PM  
Blogger Mags said...

I'm still trying to not take Darius' comment seriously, as the number of my blog's page views since my "Project Runway" recaps ended have dropped precipitously.


2:37 PM  
Blogger mrgumby2u said...

This is a liberal blog? When the hell did that happen?

12:09 PM  
Blogger Scaramouche said...


Time for another drinkfest where we can talk about our LIBERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Howza 'bout June 1st, Thursday, 6 PM?

Glen Park Station
2816 Diamond St
San Francisco, CA 94131

We've been there before. Any takers?

9:40 PM  
Blogger mrgumby2u said...

You expect us to remember places we've been before? Oh my, that notion's going to take some adjusting to.

Sounds good, though. We can plan our liberal soft ball game.

1:31 PM  
Blogger Crabbi said...

I want to go to Glen Park Station and talk about LIBERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT!

And guess what? I'm a lazy, shiftless fucking liberal. I copied and pasted LIBERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT because I'm too stoned to type it.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Tom Hilton said...

I want to go to Glen Park Station and talk about LIBERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT!

This probably deserves its own post, to get the word out. Only I'm too lazy to post anything. I'm a lazy, shiftless fucking liberal. I copied and pasted FROM THE PREVIOUS COMMENT because I'm too stoned to type it.

10:20 AM  
Blogger Mags said...

Let me just take this moment to point out that our BARBARian in the photo up there is still wearing a Santa's hat. I guess this is the equivalent of the Filipino rule that states you must keep your Xmas lights up all year round. Heh.


Oh, and P.S.: 6/1 totally like, works for me and stuff.

6:16 PM  
Blogger Generik said...

Dag, yo, I'm only two weeks late to this post. First of all, let me say that I am very much in favor of Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin wrestling nude, but only if it's to the death. Of both of them.

I'm also very much in favor of LIBERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT and of pissing off the people who don't like it. Fuck those fucking fucks.

Finally, I'm way in favor of another BARBARian gathering, and June 1st works excellently for me. Glen Park Station it is, and a round on me just because.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Your wife even called you a dumb fucking liberal, and this was last night while you were downstairs hammering away on your keyboard. We were upstairs having fun and your daughter walked in, so we invited her in for a threesome.

8:54 PM  
Blogger mrgumby2u said...

Nice. Leave it to a troll to find a way to lower the level of discourse around here.

Anonymously, of course.

8:24 AM  
Blogger Generik said...

Thanks, courageous anonymous troll. You're obviously too stupid to know that I don't have a daughter, but if I did, she'd have nothing to do with cowardly right-wing troll types like you.

I also don't live in a place with an upstairs. But I'm glad I could piss you off, you fucking fuck!

9:45 AM  
Blogger mrgumby2u said...

Wow, this post is good for traffic. I don't want to think too much about the kind of mind that hears Man-hands slamming 9/11 widows and immediately things, "gee, I'd love to see that skank, nude," but, once again, welcome y'all!

11:49 AM  
Blogger Ermiyas Mekonnen said...

What is with America media, since my sister got us a coble TV, I have been obsessed with FOX NEWS TV- for one you have that silly woman called Ann Coulter (I'll call her Ann Clitoris this time) and her Asian sister Michelle Malkin. I love America so much and but I feel people like this are infecting the free America, I'm not talking about Liberal or right wing everyone have to argue their point. But the above mention are evil, they have no sense of brain and they are not impartial they never argue with points. What I really want to know is that if this were men I would just ignore it but this are women that are supposed to be motherly, and they should think before opening their mouth. yes here win the UK we do have right wingers and left wingers, but they have facts to back theme selves up. What I am finding out from watching FOX news is that everyone that have not even finished cleaning their ass are able to publish a book, I blame the publisher, because there is a thing called principle.

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a conservative. I'm also human. Michelle Malkin proves to me that we don't need pornography. Seeing her on television talking conservative politics is way more arousing to me than any porn movie.

Michelle Malkin in a bikini or nude? Only in our dreams, fellas.

1:57 PM  

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