Monday, June 19, 2006

Who Wants to See Ann Coulter Nude?

It seems a lot of people. Our lowly little group blog has had a recent spike in traffic corresponding to the the release and TV appearances of the hallowed harpie ( and spokesthing) of the GOP. That's right - big hands with a cocktail dress - Ann Coulter!



Going by the last hundred referrals, about half were for a Google or Yahoo search for ANN COULTER NUDE. Stunning really as only one referral was for NUDE BARBARIAN WOMEN.

Or more sadly, 2 referrals for MICHELLE MALKIN NUDE.

For the AC Nude on Google we show up as currently as the 5th possible link out of 281,000 results. For MM Nude we also show up as the 5th possible link out of 212,000 results.

Funny thing I noticed is for MICHELLE MALKIN NUDE her own site registers number one (Like in, are you feeling lucky? Punk, well are you?), also if you search MICHELLE MALKIN PiNG PONG there are 19,700 results, but again her site comes up first...

To be fair I Googled ANN COULTER PING PONG and saw she outstripped Malkin with an astonishingly 53,900 results.

Even the search for WINONA RYDER PING PONG showed more results than Malkin at 25,800 results, probably because of that South Park Movie scene.

So what can I conclude from this thorough analysis of available facts?

-Ann Coulter is the leading drag-queen of righthwing bitchiness.
-Michelle Malkin is the leading self-promoter of the ping pong ball trick.
-And I really, really, need to wash my eyes out with soap...

9 Comments:

Blogger Ang said...

1) you have too much free time on your hands

2) for nude barbarian women, you could direct them to my birthday post ... tho not exactly a nude, it's about as close as I'll ever come to posting one online

3) when will this group do another FRIDAY or SATURDAY get together??

11:46 PM  
Blogger Mags said...

"Big hands with a cocktail dress" --- HAHAHAHA!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Stephen Green said...

Thanks for doing the analysis, so the rest of us wouldn't have to.

Blogenlust is planning a trip out here this summer. We should do a weekend Barbarian bash when he's here.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Stephen Green said...

With all of the people coming here looking for Mr. Coulter nude, you'd think they'd have more to say once they got here, yet very few pause to comment. Perhaps they only have one hand free for typing.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get a lot of "Ann Coulter nip slip." Why would I want see his nipple?

4:19 PM  
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2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter, although not a typical brainless blonde, is very attractive and without a doubt extremely sexy.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! I found Ann Coulter Playboy nude video at http://broken-tv.com/broadcast/?d=nn_Coulter_nude
She so seXXXy ;)

4:48 AM  

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